The invention discloses a human body pinching massager, comprising a case, an operating panel, a main switch, a spring hose, an upright rod, a pinching mouth, a vacuum pump, a gas storage tank and a control mainboard, wherein the operating panel is arranged on the case; the main switch, touch press-key conversion, a functional key and a vacuum pressure gage are arranged on the operating panel; a touch display screen is arranged on the front side of the case; the upright rod is arranged on the top of the case; the top of the upright rod is connected with the pinching mouth through the spring hose; an ebonite breather pipe is arranged in the upright rod; a mounting pedestal is arranged at the bottom of the case; the vacuum pump is fixed on the mounting pedestal; the vacuum pump is communicated with a negative-pressure gas storage tank; a vacuum gas pipe is arranged on the gas storage tank; the vacuum gas pipe is communicated with the ebonite breather pipe; and an electromagnetic valve is arranged at the position of the vacuum gas pipe. The traditional manual pinching is replaced by automatic and intelligent equipment, so the human body pinching massager has a good treatment effect on various diseases, has a massage physical therapy effect and has a good popularization and practical value.