A user media device may include a microphone array and a communication interface. The microphone array may include an omnidirectional microphone and a directional microphone. The microphone array may be selectively switchable. The communication interface may communicatively couple the user media device with a computer and may transmit audio captured by the microphone array to the computer for transfer to a remote service. The remote service may generate text of the processed audio via natural language processing. The remote service may further perform semantic reasoning of the processed audio via a semantic reasoning engine. The remote service may also generate content based at least in part on the semantic reasoning performed on the processed audio. The curated content may include a report having results of the semantic reasoning organized to demonstrate the results in a meaningful way with respect to the processed audio.