A combination hand muff and purse is rendered in the form of an animal passant in profile. The present combination and muff and purse is exteriorly fitted with flocculence reminiscent of the animal's coat. An open central cavity is surrounded by a first side, a rear side, a top side, and a bottom side, wherein a user may place their hands through each of a first end and a second end to warm interior to the central cavity. At least a first pocket is disposed longitudinally upon the top side wherein a shoulder strap is concealable for storage, and deployable for attachment at each of a pair of attachment loops whereby the present combination hand muff and purse is portable hands-free.