A retrofitted lid for a standard metallic water bottle that converts the water bottle into a water pipe. The retrofitted lid is designed to fit standard tops of water bottles and includes a cylindrical base with an inverted cork underneath that allows the cylindrical base to be easily pushed down without the need for screwing onto a water bottle. The top of the device, on top of the cylindrical base includes a raised substantially oblong portion that includes a first round aperture for the placement therethrough of a step, carburetor piece and bowl and a second rectangular aperture for the passage out of the device of generated smoke. The top portion includes a removable retaining clip that keeps the slideable portion flush with the top portion. The slideable portion has a top and a bottom and two sidewalls extending downward from the top and past the bottom, thereby creating a female mating space to connect to the top portion of the lid. Flanges at the bottom of the side walls create grooves that mate with the top portion of the device. An option handle is attached to the lid for easy carrying. The slideable lib is engineered to only slide on to the top portion in one direction.