The SOCIAL MEDIA PAYMENT PLATFORM APPARATUSES, METHODS AND SYSTEMS (“SocialPay”) transform message posts to social networks via SocialPay components into payment transaction receipts social merchant-consumer bridging offers. In one implementation, the SocialPay obtains a user social pay initiation trigger, and obtains user social data from a social networking site. The SocialPay identifies a social pay command within the user social data. In one implementation, the SocialPay, in identifying the social pay command within the user social data, parses the user social data, and extracts a social pay command string within the user social data. The SocialPay determines a payor identifier, a payee identifier, and a payment amount using the social pay command string. Based on the identified social pay command, the SocialPay initiates a funds payment transaction.