A self-contained machine for simultaneously slicing and perforating severally the baked goods, such as English muffins, bagels, buns, rolls or the like, in two rows; the machine including a framework on which are mounted but a single motor, a split belt conveyor, a slicing station and a perforating station, and drive mechanisms severally operatively connecting the motor with the conveyor, slicing station and perforating station, the slicing station including a horizontal serrated wheel and guide cooperating with one of the split belts and each other for proper slicing of the baked goods in one row, and the perforating station including a cleated belt arranged on edge, a perforating member and a guide cooperating with the other split belt and each other, for proper perforating of the baked goods in the other row.