A computer-implemented method for determining whether to perform a computing operation that is optimized for a specific storage-device-technology type may comprise: 1) performing at least one proximate read operation by accessing a control location on a storage device and then accessing a test location on the storage device that is logically proximate to the control location, 2) performing at least one remote read operation by accessing a test location on the storage device that is logically remote from the control location, 3) determining, by comparing a length of time to access the proximate test location with a length of time to access the remote test location, a technology type of the storage device, and then 4) determining, based on the technology type of the storage device, whether to perform the computing operation. Corresponding systems and computer-readable media are also disclosed.