A disclosed method can include (i) reporting, by a microcontroller, detection of a violation of a physical infrastructure constraint to a machine check architecture, (ii) triggering, by the machine check architecture in response to the reporting, a machine-check exception such that the violation of the physical infrastructure constraint is recorded, and (iii) performing a corrective action based on the triggering of the machine-check exception. Various other apparatuses, systems, and methods are also disclosed.