The invention is a system for monitoring and reporting health and wellness data. The system includes a pre-qualification mechanism, whereby an individual can become a pre-qualified user. The system also includes a plurality of stations, with each station including a user identification unit to determine if the user is a pre-qualified user and, if so, identify that pre-qualified user and a toilet. The toilet includes a bowl to receive excreta, two or more sensors configured to detect properties of the excreta from a pre-qualified user, and a bowl clearing mechanism to dispose of the excreta. Each station also includes a station processor configured to receive signals from the two or more sensors and from the user identification unit to create excreta event data for the identified pre-qualified user. Each station also includes a station data communication unit. The system also includes a central base that, in turn, includes a central base data receiving unit configured to receive excreta event data via the station data communication unit from each of the plurality of stations. The central base also includes a central base data storage unit configured to store excreta event data. The central base further includes a central base data processor configured to process the excreta event data for each pre-qualified user and produce health and wellness data for that pre-qualified user. The central base still further includes a central base data reporting unit configured to report health and wellness data to the appropriate pre-qualified user.