A system, method, and computer program product for implementing dynamic telecom network agent filtering is provided. The method includes retrieving peripheral data associated with user equipment (UE) enabled with respect to a telecom network associated with a telecom network hardware device. The peripheral data is mapped with a pre-defined filter selection model and a filtering agent model is selected. Likewise, filtering agents associated with the UE are selected and environmental characteristics associated with the telecom network are retrieved. A location of the UE is tagged and the filtering agents are pushed to the UE. Network commands associated with execution of the filtering agents are generated and the filtering agents are executed with respect to the UE. In response, noise and distortion occurring during operation of the UE with respect to the telecom network is reduced.